Make it · then send it
Ask them out. Rig the answer.
Fill in your details, watch it build itself on the right. The No button dodges eight times, then quietly gives up — Yes just keeps getting bigger.
Or start from one of these
The escalation · one per dodge
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Ending card
Use {petName} anywhere and it gets swapped in. The last field prints in mono, good for where and when.
The link carries everything you typed — they just open it and see the question. No account, nothing to install.